Daily thoughts depending on certain experiences or states that I go through. Those feelings & emotions or even states of mind might be expressing YOU; since we sometimes go through the same situations.. People differ from each others but mostly they are alike!We will have a date twice a week:Tuesdays & Thursdays..
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more = EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open the door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD 24: Having sex for the first time = GOING ON TRIAL 25: Your partner left you for another = Transfer market