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Saturday, April 23, 2011

"NEW HR



POLICY




Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
And therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
Therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work"

2 comments:

  1. It's part of an e-mail which i received... I really liked it..

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  2. ما في ولا مهرب و لا حجه ولا عذر!!!! حلوه

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